Tuesday, August 16, 2016 8:59 AM by Bob
My name's Bob. I'm a woman in her 30's and until recently I was depressed. My now ex-husband was a good man. He worked a well-paying job and supported me well. I stayed at home and did household chores and did all the maintainence on our three-story home. It wasn't uncommon for him to work 50+ hours a week and when he was home he was utterly exhausted. After a couple years of marriage our sex life was all but non-existant. I married him for his personality but he was a terrible lover. No offense to anyone out there, but I'm just not satisfied with small penises-and his was quite small indeed. I never thought it would bother me but like I said, after a couple years of that unfulfilling sex it takes a toll. Coupled with exhaustion from work there was simply no way he could manage to please me.
One day I suggested we use toys and he flipped. He tried to turn it on me by saying I'm a promiscuous freak. So I let it be and never talked about sex again. After that incident he would occasionally use me to satisfy himself-and it never took longer than two minutes. I eventually lost interest in him and found a new man.
I divorced my half-man of a husband and moved to Colorado where I now smoke copious amounts of marijuana. My new guy, who we can call Bobby, is a six foot tall African man-beast. He works a decent job and I do as well. We are managing just fine. One day my ex, who is bitterly angry, spammed my email with pictures of his penis. I showed Bobby and we just had a good laugh over it.
To all women out there, I know you can have a happy marriage with a small penis but it just won't work. Sex is a very necessary and intimate part of any marriage and I do not want you gals to disregard the importance of a healthy sex life.
Here are some pointers on how to spot a man with a small penis, from my experience and other women I've talked to I was able to find some correlations.
They drive big trucks with big wheels, this isn't necessarily true but if they have it raised higher than factory condition then I guarantee it.
They love to talk about how manly they are and boasts of hunting, fighting, working out, ect.
They are controlling and insecure.
They brag about the women they've been with. Many there might be but none were satisfied, only the guy was.
Basically any man who loves showing off probably has a small penis. You know who you are.